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4/10
Software Engineer, London
AI Roast Result
✓ The Good
You actually have relevant experience. That's more than 40% of CVs I see. The technical skills section is clean and easy to scan. Points for not using a photo of yourself in a blazer.
🔥 The Ugly
"Passionate about technology" — so is my 8-year-old nephew. "Worked in a fast-paced environment" — you and every other person who's ever had a job. Your bullet points describe duties, not achievements. Recruiters don't care what you were responsible for. They care what you actually did.
👔 What Recruiters Actually Think
This is a "maybe" pile CV. It won't get rejected immediately, but it won't get you to the top of the stack either. You've got 6 seconds. Right now you're wasting 4 of them on fluff.

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